smaugwithablog:

to-blink-or-not-to-blink:

hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

mormon

ENTREPRENEUR CANADIAN

so basically america's rationale for jumping into wwi boils down to
  • america: hey dont do the thing
  • germany: does the thing
  • america: motherfucker
tagged → #me: LOL #random

gatissimo:

Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage

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tagged → #random #yes #poor babies
tattiosala:

this is so damn fascinating but I also get the feeling that I’m going to puke when I’m looking at it for any longer. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

tattiosala:

this is so damn fascinating but I also get the feeling that I’m going to puke when I’m looking at it for any longer. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

"I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra"

my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go 

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

I need this in my life right now.

(via firewordsparkler)

Asian Language Writing Systems
  • This is Korean: 안녕하세요
  • This is Chinese: 你好
  • This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
  • This is Japanese: こんにちは
  • This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
  • And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
  • Japanese is a whore of a language.
callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass
tagged → #random

request: if you don’t like a show, don’t watch it. don’t watch it and complain to someone every five seconds. opinions are okay if posted on tumblr or stated generally but i don’t want to be complained to about a show that i like. thank you.

lordofthefandomsinthetardis:

The Lovers of Valdaro.

Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.

Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.

Hate to barge in on your post, but Romeo & Juliet was predominately set in Verona, where the main characters die. Mantua is only seen in Act V, scene 1, where Romeo is exiled before returning to fight Paris over Juliet’s grave. 

tagged → #this post though #random
how to fall in love

thiswaitabitcharacter:

roots-deep-mind-high:

  • Find a complete stranger.

  • Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

  • Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.

York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love.

He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.

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One of my favourite German words: verschlimmbessern.

tysolna:

qthewetsprocket:

wennedenkstisehzuspaet:

It’s like a morphological ‘fusion’ of verschlimmern ‘to make worse’ and verbessern ‘to improve’.

It means to make something even worse while trying to improve it.

We definitely need a version of this word in English.

I hereby submit “Crieff-ing”.

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^ Perfect.

tagged → #random
whisper-of—the-heart:

gryffindor-chick:

cheesystupid:

nephilim-inside-hell:

antis0cialite:

zzombiecunt:

kidsdubtofuckstep:

strangeasadream:

chernobyl-sunset:

amyjessicaponds:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

Wait I don’t get it what is the kid looking at? There isn’t anything there.

wait AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT

The only one who sees what? It’s just a kid…

Omgomgomg . Are these people serious ? What the actual fuuuuuuuuuuck .

you clearly don’t understand if you see something else other than just a kid standing there..

… there’s a Photoshopped alien dude

Alien dude? I think you need to look again. There’s just a little boy.

Hes just a little kid guys no need to call him alien.

honestly some of you people can be so mean, he doesn’t even look like an alien. he just looks like a little kid. wait why is there a bunch of lines on my arms?

don’t take your anger out on the kid… jeez you people calling him an alien are just messed up. granted im tired of these black and white hipster pics of kids, no need to get nasty now… 

whisper-of—the-heart:

gryffindor-chick:

cheesystupid:

nephilim-inside-hell:

antis0cialite:

zzombiecunt:

kidsdubtofuckstep:

strangeasadream:

chernobyl-sunset:

amyjessicaponds:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

Wait I don’t get it what is the kid looking at? There isn’t anything there.

wait AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT

The only one who sees what? It’s just a kid…

Omgomgomg . Are these people serious ? What the actual fuuuuuuuuuuck .

you clearly don’t understand if you see something else other than just a kid standing there..

… there’s a Photoshopped alien dude

Alien dude? I think you need to look again. There’s just a little boy.

Hes just a little kid guys no need to call him alien.

honestly some of you people can be so mean, he doesn’t even look like an alien. he just looks like a little kid. wait why is there a bunch of lines on my arms?

don’t take your anger out on the kid… jeez you people calling him an alien are just messed up. granted im tired of these black and white hipster pics of kids, no need to get nasty now… 

the-vashta-nerada:

lead rhymes with read

but lead also rhymes with read